May 2011
1 post
Fuck you.
May 28th
February 2011
22 posts
Feb 9th
1 note
3 tags
“Who’s that crying at the cashpoint? Who’s that begging at the bank?...”
– city fans
Feb 9th
7 notes
2 tags
“No one loves the Man City shirt more than me.”
– Carlos Tevez (via yougottarollwithit)
Feb 9th
9 notes
4 tags
Feb 9th
4 tags
quality philosophy overheard in waterstones
Emo 1: if a zombie has sex with another zombie does that count as necrophilia ?
Emo 2: no they are both dead!
Emo3: i recon to a zombie sex doesnt mean anything they just go at it and enjoy it coz there brain dead
Emo1: yer but that necrophilia
Emo2: its not necrophilia is if you get a shovel and dig someone up and screw them but you have to be alive
emo1 and 2: oooooooooooohh
emo3: what is it if you screw a zombie ?
Feb 9th
3 tags
“Barbra Streisand Woowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoowoow...”
– Duck Sauce
Feb 9th
Anonymous asked: you smell nice
Feb 8th
yer tumbler is far to addictive…. *he says while deabating whether to get the app for his i phone*
Feb 8th
3 tags
Feb 8th
is it sad...
that i just did a lil victory air punch that i now have 3 followers on tumblr god im such a noob …
Feb 8th
“THE HARDEST PART ABOUT THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILL BE PRETENDING I’M NOT EXCITED.”
– Fidge Magnet - thedeadstop (via thedeadstop)
Feb 8th
2 notes
Feb 8th
404 notes
Dripping water torture
sitting here in my not very comfortable bed in my not very comfortable student house that i’m being subjected to a highly annoying form of phychological torture this torture comes in the form of …….. A deadly dripping toilet :O through the waffer thin walls and doors i can hear it drip droping away slowly eroding my brain and to make matters worse it now has an evil ally in the...
Feb 8th
Tumblr is helping me to realise that i really dont have an exciting life and that im not witty (‘:
Feb 8th
Feb 8th
1,751 notes
Feb 8th
1 tag
Feb 8th
8 notes
Feb 8th
“I’ll show you the tool that’s most important to our survival…...”
– Community season 2 - Pierce
Feb 8th
4 tags
Tuesday fail
Mark: morning buggy
Buggy: morning Mark are you coming to uni?
Mark: don't be silly its Tuesday
Buggy: yer we have Keith this afternoon
Mark: crap
Feb 8th
1 tag
Super bowl 2011
i realised yesterday while watching my first ever NFL superbowl how lame american football actually is for the following reasons: i lost a bet because the Pittsburg Steelers lost … a 15 minute quater can last like an hour because they stop the game every 30 seconds they wear 2 much protective gear and should just man up the game makes no sense its like crap rugby which isn’t that...
Feb 7th
“War hero? no. i was a doc in Vietnam it was my job to say ” that’s...”
Feb 7th